Taoism:$hit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say,,$hit happens.
Calvanism:$hit happens cause you don’t work hard.
Buddhism: If $hit happens, it really isn’t $hit.
7 Day adventist: No $hit on Saturday!
Zen: what is the sound of $hit happening?
Hedonism: Nothin like a good $hit happenin.
Hinduism: This $hit happened before.
Mormon: This $hit is gonna happen again.
Islam: If $hit happens, it’s the will of Allah.
Moonies: Only happy $hit really happens.
Stoicism: This $hit is good for me.
Protestantism: Let the $hit happen to someone else.
Catholicism:$hit happens cause you are bad.
Hare Krishna:$hit happens, Rama Rama.
Judaism: Why does this $hit always happen to US?
Zoroasrianism:$hit happens half the time.
Christian Science:$hit is in your head.
Atheism: Sheeit.
Existentialism: What is $hit, anyway?
fin flipper
By my calcs, the dow dropped 4.6% today. I wonder whether any of the five PM “news” shows will use that particular descriptive phase.
Nope. ONe source did say “over four percent” but it was over four and a half percent. Another said with straight face, unemployment in this town went up fifty percent, from fifteen thousand to twenty thousand. These people are total idiots. Why does ANYbody listen to them?
Nobody yet has explained how borrowing money will cure indebtedness, nor where the astronomical amount of money is coming from.